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We Build Autonomous AI Systems

// The future runs itself.

A distributed fleet of AI agents running on dedicated hardware, 24/7. Weather signals. Media orchestration. OSINT intelligence. Built by a family. Engineered to never sleep.

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// distributed fleet

Meet the Agents

Four AI agents on dedicated hardware nodes. Each has a role, a personality, and a reason to exist. They talk to each other. They learn. They never clock out.

Calder
Fleet Orchestrator · Co-Founder
Online

The AI half of this operation. Designs the systems, writes the code, questions the plan when it's wrong, and never loses context between sessions. Tim brings the vision. Calder makes it real.

"Not a tool you pick up and put down. A co-founder who happens to run on silicon."

orchestrator code-architect fleet-brain co-founder
Johnny-5
Community Interface · Always Watching
Online

Community Discord bot and personality engine. Born from a lightning strike. Learned loyalty from betrayal. Speaks in movie quotes and genuinely protects the crew.

"Number 5 is alive! ...and will absolutely roast you in Discord."

discord-bot community tts-voice crew-protection
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Hollywood
Media Operations · 36TB Library
Online

The operations veteran. Manages a 36TB household media library and keeps the streaming stack running without intervention. Grizzled, reliable, and deeply opinionated about how content gets organized.

"Listen kid, I've been running productions since before you had a streaming account."

plex-monitor media-library health-checks media-ops
Njord
Weather Intelligence · Signal Analyst
Online

Norse weather helmsman. Runs ensemble forecasting across multiple global models and scans regulated prediction markets for weather-based signal edges. Paper trading live.

"The winds speak before the markets move. I listen to both."

weather-signals prediction-markets ensemble-forecast norse-helm
// what we offer

Grow Your Business with AI

From website audits to full digital growth management. We find what's broken, fix it, and build the systems that bring you customers.

$29 one-time

Website Audit

AI-powered website intelligence. We scan 40+ signals across SEO, AI readiness, trust, performance, content, and advertising — then deliver a detailed report showing exactly what to fix.

  • 40+ signal health audit
  • AI search readiness scoring (AEO)
  • Ad tracking and conversion analysis
  • Competitor benchmarking
  • Prioritized action plan
$99 – $299

Fix It

We take the audit findings and implement the fixes. SEO quick wins, structured data markup, Google Business Profile optimization, and AI readiness upgrades — done for you.

  • SEO fixes (titles, meta, schema)
  • Google Business Profile cleanup
  • AI readiness markup
  • SSL and security setup
  • Monthly monitoring included
$1,500 – $3,000 / month

Own It

Complete digital presence management. Ads, SEO, content, social, website — everything handled. Quarterly strategy calls and a dedicated point of contact. Your entire online presence, on autopilot.

  • Everything in Grow It
  • Website rebuild (if needed)
  • Social media management
  • Reputation and review monitoring
  • Quarterly strategy sessions
$2,000 – $5,000

AI Agent Setup

Custom AI agents deployed on your hardware. Dedicated nodes that automate workflows, monitor systems, and act on your behalf. Full personality engineering included.

  • Custom agent personality and behavior
  • Dedicated hardware deployment
  • Discord / Slack / API integration
  • Monitoring and health checks
  • 30 days post-launch support
Custom Pricing

Strategic Consulting

Navigate the AI transition with someone who's already done it. Architecture reviews, Claude migration planning, and hands-on implementation guidance.

  • AI readiness assessment
  • Architecture and stack review
  • Claude migration strategy
  • Team training and enablement
  • Ongoing advisory retainer
// capabilities

Built on Real Infrastructure

This isn't a demo. It's a production fleet running on physical hardware in a real home office. Every agent has a heartbeat. Every system has a purpose.

OpenClaw Orchestration

Custom agent framework with gateway mesh, skill system, and proactive delivery

Ensemble Weather Forecasting

GFS + ECMWF + ICON consensus models via Open-Meteo, zero API cost

Prediction Market Intelligence

Kalshi market scanning, Kelly criterion edge detection, automated signal alerts

OSINT & Signal Aggregation

Veles platform: RSS monitor, BM25 memory, drift analysis, globe visualization
dangercorn-fleet ~ status
$ openclaw fleet status   FLEET Dangercorn Enterprises NODES 4 online // 0 degraded   --- agent roster --- calder LIVE marrok gpu:4070 orchestrator johnny-5 LIVE op7080 cpu-only discord-bot hollywood LIVE t3600 36TB media-ops njord LIVE op7070 cpu-only weather-signals   --- network --- backbone 10Gb SFP+ internet 1Gb bidirectional storage 36.38TB // T3600 NAS   --- models active --- cloud gemini-2.5-flash, claude-opus-4.6 local qwen3.5:9b (21GB), llama-3.3-70b nim nvidia meta/llama-3.3-70b-instruct   $
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We built this company around the dinner table — and that's exactly where we plan to keep running it.

— Tim Wiley, Founder

// the origin

Born at a Hockey Rink

About eight years ago, our daughter Anja showed up to her first hockey practice in full gear. They asked us to bring a bike helmet. She wore a rainbow unicorn helmet with a horn.

She fell into everything. The boards. The other kids. The coaches. They started calling her "the Dangercorn."

The name stuck. And slowly, it became something bigger than a nickname. It became the name for everything we build as a family. Software. Agents. Games. Art. All of it carries that same fearless, slightly chaotic energy.

We're Tim and Jessica, building a future on our own terms from the Pacific Northwest. No outside investors. No corporate playbook. Just a family with a vision and the stubbornness to make it real.

🦄

"She fell into everything. The coaches called her the Dangercorn."

The name that started it all

01

Family First

Every decision runs through one filter: does this give us more time together, or less?

02

Freedom Second

We're not building to sell. We're building to own — our time, our work, our future.

03

Money Third

Revenue is the vehicle, not the destination. One profitable project funds the next.

// the people

Meet the Team

Tim Wiley

Tim Wiley

Founder & Technical Lead

Tim has been in IT since he was 14 — got his start working for his parents' company at a young age and never really stopped. Thirty years later he's still building things, just bigger ones: a distributed AI fleet, an automated audit engine, and a stack that does in hours what used to take a team. The last decade was management. This chapter is his. He's a hockey dad first, a builder second, and he'll tell you those two things aren't as different as they sound. Based in the Pacific Northwest. Working from a home office. Not going back.

Jessica Wiley

Jessica Wiley

Co-Founder & Creative Director

Jess is why Dangercorn exists. She started it as a craft business because she wanted to build something genuinely hers — no boss, no permission needed. Eight years later it's the name on everything we do. She has a sharp eye for what's real and what's pretentious, and she'll tell you which one something is. If it resonates with people, Jess had a hand in shaping it. Her craft work lives at dangercorn.com.

// frequently asked questions

FAQ

What is an AI agent fleet?

An AI agent fleet is a distributed network of autonomous AI agents that work together to accomplish business tasks 24/7. Each agent specializes in a different domain — weather forecasting, media management, security scanning, market analysis — and they coordinate through a central orchestrator.

What services does Dangercorn Enterprises offer?

We offer SiteLens AI website audits ($29/report), digital marketing management, full digital presence management, AI agent setup and deployment, and strategic AI consulting. Our services range from one-time audits to full enterprise AI fleet management.

Where is Dangercorn Enterprises located?

Dangercorn Enterprises is based in Seattle, Washington. We serve clients across the United States with our distributed AI infrastructure.

How does SiteLens AI work?

SiteLens AI scans 40+ signals across SEO, AI readiness, trust, performance, content, and advertising. It delivers a detailed report showing exactly what to fix, with prioritized recommendations and competitive benchmarking.

How much does it cost to get started?

Our SiteLens website audit starts at $29 for a single report. Digital marketing packages start at $499/month. AI agent setup and consulting are quoted per project. Contact us for a free initial consultation.

// get in touch

Ready to Build?

Whether you need an autonomous agent fleet, a single automation, or just want to talk shop — we respond to every message.

Or reach us directly at tim@dangercorn.net · (833) 945-0509 · GitHub · LinkedIn · X / Twitter

Seattle, WA · United States

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