// The future runs itself.
A distributed fleet of AI agents running on dedicated hardware, 24/7. Weather signals. Media orchestration. OSINT intelligence. Built by a family. Engineered to never sleep.
Four AI agents on dedicated hardware nodes. Each has a role, a personality, and a reason to exist. They talk to each other. They learn. They never clock out.
The AI half of this operation. Designs the systems, writes the code, questions the plan when it's wrong, and never loses context between sessions. Tim brings the vision. Calder makes it real.
"Not a tool you pick up and put down. A co-founder who happens to run on silicon."
Community Discord bot and personality engine. Born from a lightning strike. Learned loyalty from betrayal. Speaks in movie quotes and genuinely protects the crew.
"Number 5 is alive! ...and will absolutely roast you in Discord."
The operations veteran. Manages a 36TB household media library and keeps the streaming stack running without intervention. Grizzled, reliable, and deeply opinionated about how content gets organized.
"Listen kid, I've been running productions since before you had a streaming account."
Norse weather helmsman. Runs ensemble forecasting across multiple global models and scans regulated prediction markets for weather-based signal edges. Paper trading live.
"The winds speak before the markets move. I listen to both."
From website audits to full digital growth management. We find what's broken, fix it, and build the systems that bring you customers.
AI-powered website intelligence. We scan 40+ signals across SEO, AI readiness, trust, performance, content, and advertising — then deliver a detailed report showing exactly what to fix.
We take the audit findings and implement the fixes. SEO quick wins, structured data markup, Google Business Profile optimization, and AI readiness upgrades — done for you.
Full digital growth engine. We manage your Google Ads, run your social campaigns, generate reviews, create content, and send you a monthly performance report. You focus on your business.
Complete digital presence management. Ads, SEO, content, social, website — everything handled. Quarterly strategy calls and a dedicated point of contact. Your entire online presence, on autopilot.
Custom AI agents deployed on your hardware. Dedicated nodes that automate workflows, monitor systems, and act on your behalf. Full personality engineering included.
Navigate the AI transition with someone who's already done it. Architecture reviews, Claude migration planning, and hands-on implementation guidance.
This isn't a demo. It's a production fleet running on physical hardware in a real home office. Every agent has a heartbeat. Every system has a purpose.
We built this company around the dinner table — and that's exactly where we plan to keep running it.
— Tim Wiley, Founder
About eight years ago, our daughter Anja showed up to her first hockey practice in full gear. They asked us to bring a bike helmet. She wore a rainbow unicorn helmet with a horn.
She fell into everything. The boards. The other kids. The coaches. They started calling her "the Dangercorn."
The name stuck. And slowly, it became something bigger than a nickname. It became the name for everything we build as a family. Software. Agents. Games. Art. All of it carries that same fearless, slightly chaotic energy.
We're Tim and Jessica, building a future on our own terms from the Pacific Northwest. No outside investors. No corporate playbook. Just a family with a vision and the stubbornness to make it real.
"She fell into everything. The coaches called her the Dangercorn."
The name that started it all
Every decision runs through one filter: does this give us more time together, or less?
We're not building to sell. We're building to own — our time, our work, our future.
Revenue is the vehicle, not the destination. One profitable project funds the next.
Founder & Technical Lead
Tim has been in IT since he was 14 — got his start working for his parents' company at a young age and never really stopped. Thirty years later he's still building things, just bigger ones: a distributed AI fleet, an automated audit engine, and a stack that does in hours what used to take a team. The last decade was management. This chapter is his. He's a hockey dad first, a builder second, and he'll tell you those two things aren't as different as they sound. Based in the Pacific Northwest. Working from a home office. Not going back.
Co-Founder & Creative Director
Jess is why Dangercorn exists. She started it as a craft business because she wanted to build something genuinely hers — no boss, no permission needed. Eight years later it's the name on everything we do. She has a sharp eye for what's real and what's pretentious, and she'll tell you which one something is. If it resonates with people, Jess had a hand in shaping it. Her craft work lives at dangercorn.com.
An AI agent fleet is a distributed network of autonomous AI agents that work together to accomplish business tasks 24/7. Each agent specializes in a different domain — weather forecasting, media management, security scanning, market analysis — and they coordinate through a central orchestrator.
We offer SiteLens AI website audits ($29/report), digital marketing management, full digital presence management, AI agent setup and deployment, and strategic AI consulting. Our services range from one-time audits to full enterprise AI fleet management.
Dangercorn Enterprises is based in Seattle, Washington. We serve clients across the United States with our distributed AI infrastructure.
SiteLens AI scans 40+ signals across SEO, AI readiness, trust, performance, content, and advertising. It delivers a detailed report showing exactly what to fix, with prioritized recommendations and competitive benchmarking.
Our SiteLens website audit starts at $29 for a single report. Digital marketing packages start at $499/month. AI agent setup and consulting are quoted per project. Contact us for a free initial consultation.
Whether you need an autonomous agent fleet, a single automation, or just want to talk shop — we respond to every message.
Or reach us directly at tim@dangercorn.net · (833) 945-0509 · GitHub · LinkedIn · X / Twitter
Seattle, WA · United States